Coconut Coir Totem
From $9.95
Summer heat care: plants dispatch Mon–Thu so they never sit in a hot depot.
Real photos of our plants. Each one is unique — yours will be the same species and size, lovingly chosen.
Monstera
$69.95
Our Swiss Cheese Plant - the leaf that launched a thousand prints. I'm the Monstera Deliciosa, and my famous holes (fenestrations, if we're being fancy) appear as my leaves mature, like a plant growing into its own tattoos.
Our plants arrive in a nursery pot that sits straight inside these. Same size = perfect fit.
Our Swiss Cheese Plant - the leaf that launched a thousand prints. I'm the Monstera Deliciosa, and my famous holes (fenestrations, if we're being fancy) appear as my leaves mature, like a plant growing into its own tattoos.
Like cheese needs crackers, I'll eventually want a moss-covered stake to lean on - otherwise I sprawl as wild as that forgotten cheddar in your fridge. My name means 'delicious monster', because in the wild I produce a fruit that tastes like pineapple crossed with banana. Indoors, I stick to producing compliments.
What you'll get (no surprises):
Medium-to-bright indirect light, water when the top half of my soil dries. I'm famously forgiving.
Pets: monster by name, mild menace to nibblers - keep me out of reach.
Give my future stems a Coconut Coir Totem to climb, keep my icons glossy with Leaf Shine, and ground the look with a Cooper Pot in Black.
🌱 One tree planted with every order.