Coconut Coir Totem
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Monstera
Swiss Cheese Vine
$69.95
No, it's not a disease - the holes are the whole point. I'm the Swiss Cheese Vine, the eager climbing form of Monstera adansonii, and my perforated leaves are rainforest engineering: they let light filter through to my own lower leaves. Function, but make it fashion.
Add a matching pot
Our plants arrive in a nursery pot that sits straight inside these. Same size = perfect fit.
- Light
- Bright, indirect
- Water
- Weekly-ish
- Skill level
- Some experience
- Pets
- Keep away from pets — toxic if chewed
- Ships to QLD, NSW, VIC, ACT, SA metro areas (quarantine rules prevent WA, TAS & NT).
- $30 flat-rate delivery. Packed within 3 business days.
- Summer heat care: we dispatch plants Monday–Thursday only, so they never sit in a warm depot over the weekend.
- 30-day plant guarantee. Arrives healthy or we replace it.
- Pay by card, Apple Pay, Google Pay, PayID or bank transfer.
About Swiss Cheese Vine
No, it's not a disease - the holes are the whole point. I'm the Swiss Cheese Vine, the eager climbing form of Monstera adansonii, and my perforated leaves are rainforest engineering: they let light filter through to my own lower leaves. Function, but make it fashion.
I'm the enthusiastic type: mist me regularly and I'll romp along walls, shelves and totems; trim me every few months and I'll come back thicker and leafier, like a good haircut. Bright, indirect light and lightly moist soil keep me climbing.
What you'll get (no surprises):
- Small - 110mm nursery pot
- Medium - 140mm nursery pot, approx 40-70cm of vine
- Large - 200mm nursery pot, an established climber
Pets: holes in leaves, not in pets' diets - toxic if chewed.
Give me a Coconut Coir Totem to conquer and keep the leaves coming with Indoor Plant Food.
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