Moisture Meter
$16.95
Summer heat care: plants dispatch Mon–Thu so they never sit in a hot depot.
Real photos of our plants. Each one is unique — yours will be the same species and size, lovingly chosen.
Monstera
$39.00
For the collectors, the completists and the quietly obsessed - I'm the Monstera Obliqua var. Expilata. My family is famous for growing leaves that are up to 90% hole: thin as tissue, more absence than presence, the most extreme fenestration in the houseplant world. The Expilata variety is the subtler, less-perforated end of the obliqua spectrum - rare taste for rare tastes.
For the collectors, the completists and the quietly obsessed - I'm the Monstera Obliqua var. Expilata. My family is famous for growing leaves that are up to 90% hole: thin as tissue, more absence than presence, the most extreme fenestration in the houseplant world. The Expilata variety is the subtler, less-perforated end of the obliqua spectrum - rare taste for rare tastes.
I'm a slow, deliberate grower that rewards patience: warm spot, high humidity, bright indirect light, and soil kept consistently just-moist. Not a beginner plant - a trophy plant.
What you'll get (no surprises):
Pets: rare, refined, and still not edible - toxic if chewed.
Keep my moisture dialled in with a Moisture Meter and give me a Micro Pot in White pedestal while I'm young.
🌱 One tree planted with every order.
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